cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists


makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh

makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh


221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 


lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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xheartstation:

F*ck It Lets stay Sane by Im-A-Gonner
accurate makorra response to makorra haters.

xheartstation:

F*ck It Lets stay Sane by Im-A-Gonner

accurate makorra response to makorra haters.


mossycoat:

it’s like…i don’t NEED validation i just want it and there’s nothing wrong with that so fucking compliment me


usapotterfan:

arnodorito:

tom-bakery:

what i love the most about classic doctor group shots is that they’re always this group of funny old men and then suddenly BAM PAUL MCGANN

i mean

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one of those things is not like the others

     (via mrsmarymorstan)

Paul does not age


bearjazzsa:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.
Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.

bearjazzsa:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

We tried mating with others, but we were sterile.

Now we reproduce asexually via mitosis and we’re having a serious existential crisis as to which one of us is the original.


Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14